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Julia Sweeney's God Said "Ha!" (11/19/1996 - 12/08/1996)


New York Daily News: "Sweeney's Personal 'Ha' A Bit Too Pat"

A piece of theater in which a brother and sister have cancer at the same time, in the brother’s case it is terminal, ought to be moving. Extreme situations, of course, can also be unnervingly funny. “Julia Sweeney’s God Said ‘Ha!’” manages to be neither.

Sweeney, best known as Pat on “Saturday Night Live,” has based her one-person show on a time when her brother had brain cancer and she had uterine cancer. It came when she had just bought a small house and looked forward to living quietly alone. Instead, she acquired not just her brother but her parents. In the old days, of course, this might have been the basis for a play. That, however, would require four characters actually five, since there is a brief appearance by a boyfriend which would now be quite expensive. Moreover illness, especially mortal illness, is not easy to write about. So it’s probably sensible to describe it from the point of view of one person experiencing and observing these troubling events. The problem is that Sweeney never delves very deeply into this powerful subject. We never feel we’re listening to someone who has been through a grueling, life-threatening, life-enhancing ordeal. Most of her observations fall under the heading of “cute.”

That’s particularly true for her parents, whom the experience brought her closer to. She always mimics her mother in a high-pitched baby voice, her father in a low, dull monotone. Not funny enough for standup, not serious enough to pass as theater, “God Said ‘Ha!’” is perfectly amiable. It needs to be more.

New York Daily News

New York Times: "One-Woman Family At Play With Death"

Uh-oh. Cancer. The first time the disease is mentioned in “Julia Sweeney’s ‘God Said “Ha!”’” alarm bells go off in your head. Am I, you wonder nervously, going to have to sit through an alternately depressing and predictably uplifting evening about dreary hospital waiting rooms and unfeeling medical personnel?

The answer, if you’re fortunate enough to be sitting in the Lyceum Theater and listening to the accomplished Ms. Sweeney spin her tales, is a resounding no. Ms. Sweeney, a former performer on “Saturday Night Live,” has created a 90-minute work that only on the most superficial plane is about illness. On a deeper level, “God Said ‘Ha!,’” her frequently hilarious, utterly human one-woman show, is a probe into a more complex and, unless perhaps you’re an oncologist, more involving mystery: the heartstrings that bind parent to child, sister to brother.

There was nothing in Ms. Sweeney’s four seasons on “Saturday Night Live” to suggest that she could pull this off. Mostly, she became known for her portrayal of Pat, the androgynous character whose one-joke premise wore thin long before Ms. Sweeney stopped playing her (him?). What is demonstrated by “God Said ‘Ha!.’” which opened last night, is that she was woefully underused on late-night television.

“God Said ‘Ha!,’” which Ms. Sweeney first performed in San Francisco and Los Angeles, was to be the basis this season for a sitcom in which she would star, but the pilot was not picked up. Maybe it was for the best. It’s painful to imagine what the weekly sitcom machinery would do to Ms. Sweeney’s truthful work. On the stage, she has found the showcase for her real calling: storytelling.

The stories Ms. Sweeney weaves are remarkably free of the pathos and egocentrism that could easily render the evening a self-stroking exercise in manipulation. She refers to herself, in fact, only because she has to. Two and a half years ago, newly divorced and seeking a fresh start, she left “Saturday Night Live” and moved to Hollywood, where she had bought a house. There, she would live out, as she describes it, her single-woman fantasy, “listening to Tchaikovsky and writing all those screenplays that are in my head.”

Life was not to be so considerate. Her younger brother, Mike, in his early 30’s and also living in Los Angeles, was diagnosed with an advanced case of lymphoma and promptly moved in with her. So, with funnier and more emotionally trying consequences, did her mother and father. They had dropped everything, arriving from Spokane, Wash., to nurse their son and drive their daughter out of her mind.

In the tale of the tension of reassembling a typically fragmented American family under her roof, Ms. Sweeney finds her metier. Her mother and father -- who are, in the end, the surprise heroes of the piece -- are not about to give up a lifetime of habits and eccentricities just because they are house guests. They are like a two-character road company of “You Can’t Take It With You,” an old married couple who travel with their quirks along with their overnight bags.

Her father troops around the house with a Walkman, listening at all hours of the day to National Public Radio and chortling over its personalities: “Oh, that Cokie!” he declares. Her mother, a homemaker who never met a canned good she didn’t like, refuses to meet her pasta-making, salsa-loving yuppified child halfway in the kitchen. Ms. Sweeney reports that when she tries to tell her mother about the chunk of parmesan cheese in the fridge and the cheese grater in the drawer, her mother rolls her eyes in despair. “Oh, Julia,” she says, world-wearily, “You don’t have to do all that!”

On a stage she shares with a minimalist set by Michael McGarty (and lighted with panache by Russell H. Champa), Ms. Sweeney just as vividly brings her brother to life. The Sweeneys are clearly a family in love with language, and Mike is a match for his sister. In her telling, his acidic wit gains in sharpness as he wastes away. In the Sweeney household, the only way to deal with catastrophic illness is to laugh.

A doctor, in an effort to sell Mike on the idea of surgically inserting a shunt to make easier the injection of medication, tells him that other patients who have undergone the procedure have loved their shunts. The absurd enthusiasm of the pitch strikes Mike and his sister as the perfect fodder for wisecracks. After undergoing the procedure himself, Mike would regularly gaze rapturously at Ms. Sweeney and shout, “I love my shunt!”

As Broadway theaters go, the smallish Lyceum is a welcoming house for Ms. Sweeney’s intimate piece. Dressed in a burgundy pants suit, she begins the storytelling a bit tentatively. It may just be jitters, because as soon as she launches into her tales of Hollywood, Ms. Sweeney gains confidence, and the piece grows with the originality and the clarity of her observations.

By the time she gets to a devastating coup de grace -- the revelation that she, too, developed cancer (“sympathy cancer,” in Mike’s opinion) -- you are addicted to her story. It’s a different kind of monologue from one, say, by Spalding Gray, who wants to dazzle you with his facility for assembling the extraneous details of his life in a marvelous jigsaw. Ms. Sweeney wants to share the powerful emotional current that has carried her through the terror.

What she learns, we learn, and not just about death and disease, but about family. Her parents are not merely the nudges who cause a daughter to revert to adolescence. At a time of crisis, they are also the stalwart shepherds of a tiny, valiant flock.

New York Times

Variety: "Julia Sweeney's God Said 'Ha!'"

A more congenial stage presence than Julia Sweeney would be hard to imagine. The comedian best known for her “Saturday Night Live” character, the ambiguously gendered Pat, Sweeney has brought her sweet-tempered monologue “God Said ‘Ha!’” to Broadway, and if the Lyceum Theater seems completely outsized for this modest , however pleasant, endeavor, Sweeney’s good will goes a long way in filling the space. Whether that\'s enough to sustain a Broadway run is uncertain at best.

With amiable, self-deprecating humor, Sweeney relays the bittersweet saga of her life over the past couple years. Having left both “SNL” and a failing marriage, Sweeney moved to Los Angeles and bought a bungalow where she’d begin a new life of independence, her career on the upswing. She imagines herself the envy of the neighborhood, her cozy new home all but shouting, “A woman lives here alone and is happy about it!”

But not for long, at least not alone. Her beloved younger brother Mike is diagnosed with lymph cancer, and moves in with Sweeney as they embark together on the horrendous journey of illness, chemo, bureaucracy and, not least, Mom and Dad: The bungalow meant for one soon houses Sweeney, her brother and their parents.

Sweeney, who does a wickedly (if affectionately) funny imitation of her annoyingly daffy mom, gets plenty of laughs from the crowded-house scenario, as all involved soon revert to the household roles and rules of Sweeney’s growing-up years. She finds herself sneaking off to have a cigarette, plotting secret trysts with a new boyfriend and dreaming of going off to college. Good comic material, well used.

Then God really says “ha.” In the midst of her brother’s excruciating ordeal, Sweeney gets a call from her gynecologist with more bad news: Sweeney herself has cervical cancer. The stunned actress responds, “That’s impossible. My brother has cancer.” As the family comes together, driving one another crazy but strengthening bonds, Sweeney’s brother loses his battle. Three days after his funeral, she has the hysterectomy that will save her life.

As a writer, Sweeney does a fine job weaving her heavier stories with lighter, sometimes offbeat anecdotes. Her route is circuitous (and obviously written she never seems particularly off-the-cuff) but determined as she offers observations on everything from fond memories of the nuns who taught her (memories spurred by her negative reaction to the “Catholic vaudeville” of “Nunsense”) to her father’s obsession with National Public Radio.

Some of her best anecdotes mine the differences in attitude between her small-town parents and her more cosmopolitan self. “Even using the word ‘pasta’ is like throwing my big-city ways right in their faces,” she cracks. This ambling approach never really finds its way to an emotional pay-off. Although it's perhaps unfair to demand profundity in the wake of such devastating and senseless loss, it’s not too much to ask for a dramaturgical climax, which Sweeney simply doesn't provide. Although Michael McGarty’s tastefully spare living room set is cozy enough and although the show is being staged under the cut-rate Broadway Alliance plan, a smaller, more intimate Off Broadway house would have better suited the unassuming charms of this show and its likable host. Perhaps one of the seven above-the-title producers should have made just that suggestion.


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