| ACT 1 | Sung By |
| It's Going to be a Very Busy Day | Chorus |
| We Tell Him Just What to Do | The Piper's Official Adviser and The Piper's Official Reminder |
| (A) Woman's a Wonderful Thing | The Pied Piper and Chorus |
| The Dresden China Plate | Elviria |
| Adam and Eve | Lizzie Dizzy |
| I'm Looking for a Sweetheart | Elviria and Willie Van Cortlandt |
| Love Is a Curious Feeling | The Pied Piper, Willie Van Cortlandt, Sammy Struggles, Elviria, The Housekeeper and Lizzie Dizzy |
| It's the Little Things That Count in Life | Lizzie Dizzy and The Pied Piper |
| ACT 2 | Sung By |
| It All Depends | Sammy Struggles, The Piper's Official Adviser and The Piper's Official Reminder |
| It Really Was a Very Pretty Story | Elviria |
| I Should Like to Know the Reason | The Pied Piper and Elviria |
| Sentimental Sarah | Lizzie Dizzy |
| Nursery Rhymes | The Pied Piper |
| (Tell Me,) Whose Little Girl Are You | Elviria and Willie Van Cortlandt |
| What Do You Think of That? | Sammy Struggles, Lizzie Dizzy, Elviria and The Pied Piper |