| ACT 1 | Sung By |
|---|
| It's a Fair Day for a Fair-day | Chorus |
| Rubens on Broadway | Alec Smart (a side-show barker), Ratsy (newsboy) and Maggie (of the candy booth) |
| I Like Them Just Like You, Little Girl | Casimir de Cliquot (aristocrat by birth and Bohemian by fate), Swells and Belles |
| I'm a Two-Horse Fellow in a One-Horse Town | "Hen" Stubbs (a Reuben with Metropolitan tastes) and Company |
Stupid Mr. Cupid
(music by Theodore M. Morse; lyrics by Edward Madden) | Martha Scraggs (a rural maid-of-all-work) |
| Betty You're the One Best Bet | Ratsy (newsboy), Dancing Girls and Jockey Shrimps |
| I Won't Be Home for Dinner | Mrs. Wheatly Bungalow (a young society widow) |
| I'm the Captain of the Mineola Guards | Jack Saunders (a young American artist) and Company |
| ACT 2 | Sung By |
|---|
| Shopping | Chorus |
| Have You Seen My Baby? | Maggie (of the candy booth) |
| I Really Hate to Talk About Myself | Martha Scraggs (a rural maid-of-all-work) |
The Shop Window Girls
(lyrics by Will D. Cobb) | Casimir de Cliquot (aristocrat by birth and Bohemian by fate) |
| In a Studio | Mrs. Wheatly Bungalow (a young society widow), Artists and Models |
| When the Music Starts to Play | Jack Saunders (a young American artist) |
He's A-my Brud
(music by Fred Fisher; lyrics by Jesse Lasky) | Martha Scraggs (a rural maid-of-all-work) |
| (We're the) Orchids of the Opera | Opera Goers |
| Goodbye Old Year, Welcome New | Chorus |
