| ACT 1 | Sung By |
| When You've Pampered Your Adipose Tissue | Young America Quintette and Chorus |
| A Little Bunch of Daisies | College Boys and Flower Girls |
| Days of My Boyhood | Ebenezer Dodge |
| Society Buds | Mrs. "Jack" Van Shaik and Ensemble |
| It's Hard To Be a Lady in a Case Like That | Matilda Grabfelder |
| (For) You and the Girl You Love | The Grand Duke Josef and Ensemble |
| Hats | Matilda Grabfelder, Mrs. "Jack" Van Shaik, Hon. Algernon Fitz-Haggis and Ensemble |
| My Syncopated Gypsy Maid | Ebenezer Dodge and Ensemble |
| 'Tis Dreadful! 'Tis Astounding! | Matilda Grabfelder, Philip Grabfelder, Ebenezer Dodge, Richard Jones, Hon. Algernon Fitz-Haggis, Mrs. "Jack" Van Shaik and Ensemble |
| ACT 2 | Sung By |
| Venedig, Fair Venedig | Young America Quintette and Chorus |
| Butterflies of Fashion | The Grand Duke Josef and Ensemble |
| Oh, Heigh-Ho | Philip Grabfelder and Ensemble |
| Hard Luck Stories of the Stage | Matilda Grabfelder |
| Finale | Company |