| ACT 1 | Sung By |
| Under Our Lovely Umbrellas | Chorus |
| I Have Interviewed the Wide, Wide World | Dick Daily and Chorus |
| (The) Melancholy Sunbeam and the Rose | Lord George Piffle and Chorus |
| M.A.C.A.R.O.N.I. | Macaroni Paffle and Chorus |
| I Don't Want Any Wurtzberger | August Melon and Bathing Girls |
| We Really Ought to Be Married | Mrs. Lillian Montague, Rose Melon, Cora Melon, Encora Melon, Nora Melon and August Melon |
Under the Goo Goo Tree (lyrics by William Jerome and Stanislaus Stange) | Nora Melon, Easter Girls and Chorus |
| Dear Old Manhattan Isle | August Melon and Chorus |
| Pixie's Entrance | Peter Pouffle and Pony Ballet |
| The Ghost That Never Walked | Peter Pouffle and Pony Ballet |
| Waltzing with Jane | Cora Melon and Macaroni Paffle |
| ACT 2 | Sung By |
Good Night, My Own Love (lyrics by William Jerome and Stanislaus Stange) | Lord George Piffle and Chorus |
| Cordelia Malone (from GLITTERING GLORIA) | August Melon and Chorus |
My Unkissed Man (lyrics by William Jerome and Stanislaus Stange) | Rose Melon |
| Lutie | Macaroni Paffle and Chorus |
| Barney Donohue | Nora Melon and Chorus |
| I'm So Happy | Peter Pouffle |
| Radium Dance | Pony Ballet |
| Dolly Dimples | Cora Melon and Chorus |
| For You | August Melon |
| March of the Flags | Principals and Chorus |