| ACT 1 | Sung By |
| In Dear Old London | Algernon Campwell (the Colonel's son) and Chorus |
| Operatic Most Emphatic | Company |
| ACT 2 | Sung By |
Calisthenic Song and Dance (music by Barney Fagan) | Palmer Coin (sleight of hand and strong of nerve), Babette (who has a bad habit of forming habits) and Ladies of the Seminary |
Bell Chorus (music by Josie DeWitt) | Ladies of the Seminary |
Buttercups and Daisies (music by J. Sherrie Mathews and Harry Bulger) | Palmer Coin (sleight of hand and strong of nerve), Boston Budge (the answer to an advertisement), General Smiles (good for a laugh; a soldier who thinks he thinks), Professor Vaulter Barr (instructor of athletics and talk designer), Colonel Campwell (fond of America and other things), Professor Wagner Flat (a musician playing for a place) and Company |
Honolulu Lady (music by J. Sherrie Mathews and Harry Bulger) | Charity Grace (daughter of the Judge), Faith Grace (daughter of the Judge) and Ladies |
I've Waited, Honey Waited Long for You (music by George A. Nichols; lyrics by George A. Nichols) | Sis Hopkins (an heiress to ills imaginary) and Algernon Campwell (the Colonel's son) |
Yankee Banners (music by J. Sherrie Mathews and Harry Bulger) | Palmer Coin (sleight of hand and strong of nerve), Boston Budge (the answer to an advertisement) and Company |
| ACT 3 | Sung By |
The Military Model (music by J. Sherrie Mathews and Harry Bulger) | Algernon Campwell (the Colonel's son), Charity Grace (daughter of the Judge), Faith Grace (daughter of the Judge) and Ladies |
The Willow Pattern Plate (music by Leslie Stuart; lyrics by Leslie Stuart) | Charity Grace (daughter of the Judge) |
Fiddle and I (music by J. Sherrie Mathews and Harry Bulger) | Faith Grace (daughter of the Judge) |
La-Par Micado (music by J. Sherrie Mathews and Harry Bulger) | Algernon Campwell (the Colonel's son) and Ladies |