| ACT 1 | Sung By |
| We're on Our Way | Company |
Some Sort of Somebody (from MISS INFORMATION) (lyrics by Elsie Janis) | Miss Elsie Lilly, Miss Lily Pond and Mr. Dick Rivers |
| Thirteen Collar | Mr. Eddie Kettle |
Bungalow in Quogue (lyrics by P. G. Wodehouse) | Mrs. Elsie Darling and Mr. Percy Darling |
| Isn't It Great To Be Married | Mrs. Elsie Darling, Mrs. Georgina Kettle, Mr. Eddie Kettle and Mr. Percy Darling |
Good Night Boat (lyrics by Anne Caldwell and Frank Craven) | Company |
Left All Alone Again Blues (lyrics by Anne Caldwell) | Mrs. Elsie Darling |
Hot Dog! (lyrics by Anne Caldwell) | Company |
If You're a Friend of Mine (lyrics by Harry Graham) | Mrs. Elsie Darling and Mr. Eddie Kettle |
Wedding Bells Are Calling Me (from NOBODY HOME) (lyrics by Harry B. Smith) | Company |
| ACT 2 | Sung By |
Honeymoon Inn (lyrics by P. G. Wodehouse) | Miss Elsie Lilly and Company |
| I've Got to Dance | M. de Rougemont and Company |
Moon of Love (lyrics by Anne Caldwell) | Mme. Matroppo and Company |
| Old Boy Neutral | Miss Elsie Lilly and Mr. Dick Rivers |
Babes in the Wood (lyrics by Schuyler Greene and Jerome Kern) | Mrs. Elsie Darling and Mr. Eddie Kettle |
Katy-did (lyrics by Harry B. Smith) | Mme. Matroppo |
Nodding Roses (lyrics by Herbert Reynolds and John E. Hazzard) | Miss Elsie Lilly and Mr. Dick Rivers |
Finale (lyrics by Herbert Reynolds and John E. Hazzard) | Company |