| ACT 1 | Sung By |
|---|
| Wintergreen for President | Ensemble |
| Tweedledee for President | Ensemble |
| Union Square | Ensemble |
| Down With Everyone Who's Up | Kruger and Agitators |
| Shirts by Millions | Wives and Ensemble |
| Comes the Revolution | Alexander Throttlebottom and Ensemble |
| Mine | John P. Wintergreen, Mary Wintergreen and Ensemble |
| Climb Up the Social Ladder | Mary Wintergreen, Wives and Ensemble |
| Cloistered from the Noisy City | President of the Union League Club and Club Members |
| On and On and On | John P. Wintergreen, Mary Wintergreen and Company |
| I've Brushed My Teeth | Gen. Adam Snookfield, U.S.A. and Dignitaries |
| On and On and On (Reprise) | Blue Shirts |
| The General's Gone to a Party | John P. Tweedledee, John P. Wintergreen, Lieutenant and Men |
| All the Mothers of the Nation | Mary Wintergreen, Wives and Girls |
| Yes, He's a Bachelor | John P. Wintergreen, Blue Shirts and Lieutenant |
| There's Something We're Worried About | Lieutenant, Army, Women, John P. Tweedledee and Kruger |
| What's the Proletariat? | Mary Wintergreen, Wives, Committee, Army and All |
| Let 'Em Eat Cake | John P. Wintergreen and Company |
| ACT 2 | Sung By |
|---|
| Blue, Blue, Blue | Wives and Ensemble |
| Who's the Greatest? | John P. Wintergreen and Ensemble |
| No Comprenez, No Capish | League of Nations, John P. Wintergreen, Mary Wintergreen and Ensemble |
| Who's the Greatest? (Reprise) | John P. Wintergreen and Ensemble |
| Play Ball | Girls |
| When the Judges Doff the Ermine | President of the Union League Club and Blue Shirts |
| That's What He Did | Alexander Throttlebottom, Kruger and Ensemble |
| I Know a Foul Ball | Alexander Throttlebottom |
| Throttle Throttlebottom | Kruger and Ensemble |
| A Hell of a Hole (A Hell of a Fix) | John P. Wintergreen, Kruger and Soldiers |
| Down With Everyone Who's Up (Reprise) | Kruger and Ensemble |
| It Isn't What You Did | John P. Wintergreen and Ensemble |
| Mine (Reprise) | John P. Wintergreen, Mary Wintergreen and Ensemble |
| Let 'Em Eat Caviar | Kruger and Ensemble |
| Hang Throttlebottom in the Morning | Lieutenant and Ensemble |
